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Cali Pie, also known as \u201cCali Po\u201d or \u201cCalipo,\u201d is a rare sativa dominant hybrid strain with unknown parentage due to a high level of breeder secrecy about its background. Although hard to find on the average market, Cali Pie is one highly sought-after bud thanks to its heavy potency and classic effects that are perfect for a wake-and-bake on a weekend spent at home. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of cerebral effects, filling your mind with a sense of clarity and motivation that has you up and running on any artistic task. You\u2019ll feel an influx of mental and physical energy wash over you, which does help get you up off of the couch. However, this physical effect does turn buzzy and a little heavy, which can leave you couch-locked at times while your mind races away. With these effects and its super high 22%+ average THC level, Cali Pie is said to be perfect for treating chronic pain, depression, chronic fatigue, ADD or ADHD and headaches or migraines. This bud has a classic sweet and sour orange citrus flavor and an earthy aroma to match. Cali Pie buds have long and dense forest green nugs with lots of thin dark amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber-tinted white crystal trichomes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sativa dominant hybrid<\/span><\/h4>\n

THC: 22<\/span>%<\/h4>\n
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  • 3.5g- $20<\/li>\n
  • \u00a0 7g – $36<\/li>\n
  • 14g – $66<\/li>\n
  • 28g – $122<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":359565,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[37,61,57,20,60,86,524,528],"product_tag":[44,22,43,227],"class_list":["post-417130","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-aaa-mail-order-marijuana","product_cat-aaa-cannabis","product_cat-cannabis-online","product_cat-hybrid-marijuana","product_cat-indica-cannabis-strains","product_cat-new-arrivals","product_cat-smalls","product_cat-smallspopcorn","product_tag-aaa","product_tag-cannabis","product_tag-hybrid","product_tag-thc","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nCali Pie Smalls (AAA+) - $4.36\/gram - Crazycannabis Online Dispensary Canada | Buy Weed Online | Mail Order Marijuana<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cali Pie Smalls (AAA+) - $4.36\/gram\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Sativa dominant hybrid THC: 22% 3.5g- $20 \u00a0 7g - $36 14g - $66 28g - $122\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Crazycannabis Online Dispensary Canada | Buy Weed Online | Mail Order Marijuana\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2026-08-11T14:30:29+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Cali-Dreams-Smalls.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1920\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1920\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Availability\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"In stock\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram\",\"name\":\"Cali Pie Smalls (AAA+) - $4.36\\\/gram - Crazycannabis Online Dispensary Canada | Buy Weed Online | Mail Order Marijuana\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2024\\\/09\\\/Cali-Dreams-Smalls.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-07-22T20:05:16+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2026-08-11T14:30:29+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2024\\\/09\\\/Cali-Dreams-Smalls.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2024\\\/09\\\/Cali-Dreams-Smalls.jpg\",\"width\":1920,\"height\":1920},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?product=cali-pie-smalls-aaa-4-36-gram#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Shop\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/?page_id=9\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"Cali Pie Smalls (AAA+) – $4.36\\\/gram\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.crazycannabis.cc\\\/\",\"name\":\"Crazycannabis Online Dispensary Canada | Buy Weed Online | Mail Order Marijuana\",\"description\":\"Cheapest and best quality Mail Order Marijuana. 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